Things we'd like to see next year 1998
another newspaper to compete with Piss Clear and the Black Rock
Gazette
Black Rock City Lesbian, Gay,
Bisexual, Transgender Pride Parade and Celebration
Black Rock City's very own ISP
Burning Elvis
daily press conferences
de-rhythmizer devices guaranteed to throw even the most
talented drum circles off beat
fewer people
Fly Hot Springs
homeless people
hot dog carts
a karaoke bar
less naked people
a Media-Free Zone, about ten
miles wide
monster trucks
more porta-potties
a nighttime driving range with glow-in-the-dark golf balls
a public transportation system
a really, really
big storm
reserved seating for the Burn
a thundering herd of Samauri horsemen terrorizing spectators
the Black Rock City Super Mall
the triumphant return of Rave Camp
a video arcade
Y2K Camp
÷ compiled by Gxeoxchi, Perry Lane, Charles Lucas, Swirly
Rat Jr., and Adrian Roberts
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