Back to our roots
by S. Keith
Burning
Man, I'm sad to say, has gone to the dogs.
When I
first started going to BM, it was a lark. Fun. Carefree. It was a cheap
vacation in an eclectic environment. Now those carefree days are gone. The
unique campsite and the colorful automobile is replaced by the Live/Work
CamperShellú, the tool of choice for displacing our neighborhoods and
gentrifying the landscape.
There once
was a time you knew all your neighbors. Now, it just feels like we've all put
up walls-to protect our own turf. What happened to the love? What happened to
the freedom? What happened to the spirit of chance and intrigue, or is reality
as exciting as popping a Trader Joe's frozen dinner in the Live/Work microwave?
Well, I'll
tell you. It's all these carpetbaggers from Seattle and Portland and San Jose
and San Diego, spending their stock options on decked-out blowfish dwellings.
I, as a good recycler, activist, and former North Face customer who pays the
bills as a copy editor for a coffee-table book company, am profoundly insulted
and angered by the flatulence, snobbishness, and arrogance of those
royal-pain-in-the-ass pricks.
I believe
we need to return to our roots so the right people make the energy. Perhaps
people should be screened and interviewed before they're allowed to attend
Burning Man, I don't know.
What I do
know is that we're at a crossroads ÷ one road leads us back to the utopia we
lost (perhaps the 12-mile entrance, not the 4?) and the other to a place that
looks no different from anything else in suburban America.
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