Haiku - 2001
I gaze at the stars
Discreetly pull out peepee
Water the playa
Dark porta-potty
Who left the gift on the seat?
Poo-poo pyramids
In darkness I pee
Beer cans in the urinal
Surprise water sports!
In line for rest room,
Handed copy of Piss
Clear
Keeps mind off bladder
-- Sister Dana Van Iquity
Anarchy with rules
Special Olympics of art
Burning Man is dumb
What?! It costs how much?!
I'll be in the Mojave
Alone in the sand
-- flux
Hi! Where do you live?
In a giant trailer park
called Black Rock City
I wish for hot days
Camp Sunscreen is much more fun
With naked people
Look ÷ I am sparkly!
Oh, you found Glitter Camp too?
Glam is so trendy
"Burning Man ÷ no way!
Isn't that some kind of cult?"
Hmmm... perhaps they're right...
If it didn't come
out of your body, then it's
not playa spin-art
Last year I made maps
Of every city block here
I never used them.
Amateur poets:
Haiku means five-seven-five
So get a hai-clue!
Remember when I
Said that I really loved you?
I was just X-ing
-- PF
Wordless and soundless
Arriving empty and pale
Leaving full, sunburnt
Some burnt their clothes, hair,
Money, old void love letters
Others smiled, nodded
-- Gavin Heck
Paparazzi pop
Through la playa landscape... Lo!
I'm in the picture
Thousands of miles... fine
Where is Crystal Goddess Hands
With my ice massage?
Planet of the Apes?
Rip Off! Can't happen here!
Oh, look. Full toilets?
What a splendid day!
No one in the whole village
doing anything!
-- Shiki
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