Haiku - 2000
Dust gets everywhere
Even in my underpants
I wish it would rain
The one thing I brought
That I wish I had forgot
Was diarrhea
When the sun goes down
And the wind begins to blow
We'll sleep in a kite
Blowing dust and mud
Nude man with a Prince Albert
An infected dick
Parasol gives shade
Your hazy noon-time swagger
Dirt fashion runway
To take a shower
You must avoid the naked
Following the truck
Naked noon time man
Riding your bike so slowly
Is your ass on fire?
There is a small chance
While space-walking the playa
You might get blown up
A razor booger
Is lodged up in my sinus
Please don't touch my nose
We're all neighbors here
Dusty un-asked-for houseguest
Join us in our camp
Asleep in the dirt
When will the giant dick fall
I guess not ever
- Mikey & Andy
At night piss all seems
Streams kinda greyish blue but
It sure smells the same
- Gavin Heck
Harry Larvey takes
Another jolly bong rip
Your ticket money!
- Dr. Cliff
Everything you trade
You bought before you got here
No commerce my ass
Seven years ago
The fire lingam was cool
Now the opera sucks
Burning Man costs more
Than going to Hawaii
Next year: Aloha!
Drank enough water
But still pissing bright yellow
Ah! The vitamins
In the desert sun
A pint of Ben & Jerry's
Freezers rock my world
-- PF
You coast three feet on
A hundred dollar scooter
Try walking, jerk-off!
by Bryan Finch
My playa breakfast:
Pop Tarts, chips, pepperoni
And 5htp
Please, burn the Man quick
My dry ice has melted and
I miss my cat, Bob
We shout, "Spectator!"
At a man in jeans and hat
It's Larry Harvey
-- Tokyo Rico
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