Haiku - 1996
See naked people!
Are they using sunscreen?
Smell the flesh burning
Drink lots of water
Be sure to always piss clear
Drink lots of water
Hungry for some flesh?
Stop by McSatan's for food
The burgers are good
Sleep during the day
It is way too hot to play
Be awake all night
Such a clear night sky!
Let's lie down on the playa
And count all the stars
You want to be clean?
Ha ha, you silly person!
You're on the playa!
Watch the fire roaring.
Hey, where are the marshmallows?
I want to toast them
Should we come next year?
Will there be tons of people?
Each year, the same thoughts
--Heather Shirkey
Labor Day Weekend
Who's laboring, anyway?
Not me, I'm chillin'
The Mousetrap is here
I can't wait to see it work
Wired says it's cool
Writing for Piss Clear
Shit, when will I get a life?
I mean, um, how cool!
Lazy Saturday
Hanging out at McSatan's
You want fries with that?
It's so dark inside
The Camera Obscura
Hey, who pinched my butt?
Sex in the desert
Wind blows through my pubic hair
Oops, forgot the lube
Nam Gninrub. Hmmm.
Yup, Burning Man spelled backwards
That's dumb, nevermind
Sunday night is nigh
Burn the man already, jeez
Anticlimactic
--PF
Dreaming Burning Man
The playa is on my mind
Get to Black Rock soon
Some here are naked
Lots of people here on drugs
Summer camp for freaks!
Central Camp is cool
Theme camps are interesting
It's too loud at night
Techno Ghetto rules!
Six sound systems blasting beats
It's a long walk though
Producing Piss Clear
Is a big pain-in-the-ass
Gratifying though
Please don't steal my bike
It's the only one I have
I need it out here
My mouth is gritty
There's playa dust in my teeth
Where's my damn toothbrush?
Burn it down quickly
We're tired let's just go home
Last night was more fun
--Adrian Roberts
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