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Top 10 things the Greeters didn't tell you
- Did you know there are hot springs five miles away?
- Firearms are allowed, if they're locked up. We trust you.
- You're with Fox News? Cool!
- Burning Man is 7.5 miles north of here, then 3.2 miles due east. If you get lost, come back to this point and start again.
- The opera is a boring waste of time.
- If you want to burn something, there's a room under the Man you can use.
- There are undercover cops all over the place. Beware of clean-cut
people.
- Nobody wants to see your dirty naked hippie ass.
- That's a fabulous feather boa!
- Anything else you need to know can be found in the Black Rock Gazette.
- Malderor and Playa Kitten
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