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Canine Controversy!
by Lizard Man
A lot of
people are bitching about having to leave their dogs at home this year. Get
real! Stepping in dogshit whilenude
really sucks, as does having to smell dogshit for three days. But even worse
than the flagrantly rude impact on fellow participants, is the effect on the
canine of being in a powerfully desiccating desert environment where 120
degrees in the shade is a normal daytime temperature, with bizarre smells
(gunpowder, partially combusted hydrocarbons, rotting meat) and loud,
disorienting noises. Just look at any Burning Man bulletin board or e-mail list
after Burning Man each year and you will notice the number of "lost
dog" entries, which actually exceed the number of "will the cute
member of the opposite sex whose name I can't remember please contact me?"
entries.
The desert
abounds with dangers for domesticated pets, and in many ways, this year's site
is even worse than previous year's, because of the hot spring. For those not in
the know, one of our pirate radio stations, Spike Memorial Radio, is named for
a dog who slipped and fell in the hot spring at Fly Geyser. Now, poor Spike did
not fall in one of the swimming holes a safe distance from the geyser. Spike
fell in one of the normal-looking, yet broiling-hot streams that flow from the
geyser to the pools, and was instantly scalded to death. Actually, it wasn't
instant ö he struggled for almost a full minute before succumbing. But the
message should be clear: the Hualapai Playa and Fly Geyser area and grasslands
are not safe for pets. Besides the scorpions that currently live in the
vicinity of our camp, there are predators in the hills and at the edges of the
desert, and they are wild. Dogs are an easy mark for them, as well as for the
ranchers who consider wild dogs a nuisance to be shot on sight. Finally, once
lost on a 25-square mile playa with no landmarks, a dog -or small child, for
that matter- has an extremely small chance of survival, let alone return. If
you didn't have the good sense to leave Rover at home, allow me to express to
you, in advance, my sincerest condolences over theloss of your dog. Ha! Read your information packet next time!
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